No Time For Health And Safety

Getting out of bed this morning wasn't so easy!address! How weird, I think! Immediately I click to
The sciaticas kicking in again - must be theopen it and it appears to be an admonition. Of all
weather.the cheek, I think, its me thats sitting here alone
I make it to the bathroom to apply the heatin the office when I should be at home with my
spray to my back and insert my eye drops. Itfamily, not him.
doesn't matter how much I sleep they still appearTaking a few deep breaths, not easy when I'm
rough in the morning. Eye bags that look more likehunched over this desk with no fresh air, I read
suitcases - not the most attractive look. I can'ton. Just as my boss suspects I have ignored all
get the eye drops in today. Something to do withemails regarding the Health & Safety E-Learning
the angle of the wrist and Carpal Tunnelbusiness. This is a push from him to check it out.
Syndrome - whatever that is. So I shout for thePlanning to take a look when I get home, I take a
wife to help. Then I shout at her for missing mynote of the address, pop it in my briefcase and
eye with the drops.close down my computer. Standing up, there is
Maybe its just stress. Maybe I'll take a few daysnothing on my body that doesn't actually hurt.
off work. Maybe that way I'll avoid the Health andMust be my age.
Safety Training Seminar - boring stuff anyway.On the way home, I'm mentally planning what I
Well, that didn't help. Two days laying in bed, bosshave to do at work the next day. At least the
ringing constantly and I'm still stressed. But thewife will be happy. I'm actually going to be home
wife's complaining at my malingering and the billsearlier than normal today. That's when a sick
need paying so after the usual morning ritual offeeling comes over me. Theres something I've
sprays, creams, lotions, potions and drops, Imforgotten but can't quite put my finger on it.
ready for a day at the office.I walk in the door to find an empty house and a
I settle down at my desk, if you can call itnote from my wife saying she's at her mothers
settling. My chair has seen better days and tendsand my dinner is in the dog when it hits me.
to list to one side but I can rectify that byToday was our wedding anniversary and I had
propping myself on the desk with one elbow - atpromised to be home at a reasonable time. The
least I would if it wasn't for the tennis elbow so I'lltable is set for a romantic meal and I've given all
just put up with it for now.my thoughts to work!
My boss is making some noise about the HealthDespondently, I sit down and take out my laptop.
and Safety Training again! Apparently I can nowNothing else to do but check out the website sent
do it on line. Something called Health & Safetyfrom my boss. Great - I've passed up on a
E-Learning. With two days work to catch up onromantic evening with my wife and swapped it
its not like I have the time.for an evening of Health & Safety. Wahoo!
Flicking on my computer the VDU comes aliveHowever, all is not lost. This truly is an eye
with glaring brilliance and my eyes immediatelyopener! From the bad back, itchy eyes and painful
start itching. Maybe I should see an optician. Ijoints through to the lack of work/life balance
have some notes that I made while I was 'resting'that has led me here tonight I find the reasons
at home over the last few days but trying tobehind it all and the solution. Apparently, I have
view them from my usual note pad position onbrought all these ailments on myself. When I
the desk and working on the computer at thethought I was doing the right thing by throwing
same time is giving me a crick in my neck.myself into work I was doing it all the wrong way
Repetitive Strain Injury according to the doctorand the whole thing was becoming
but what does he know?counter-productive.
I resign myself to what's probably going to be aI feel less stressed already knowing this situation
long day, followed by a late night, and begin towill not go on. Waking a little more refreshed than
open up my emails. Vaguely aware of myusual the next morning, I turn into work with a
colleagues occasionally wandering around theview to correcting so much.
office I'm becoming aware of a naggingTaking an hour each day out of my work
resentment that they actually have the time forschedule, I am able to implement all the Health &
that. They'll be socialising next! Before I know it,Safety Risk Assessments suggested and
its 5 o'clock. I haven't moved from this desk orgradually over time my ailments are reducing. My
eaten for 8 hours but time for that later.wife, and my life, is happier. My work/life balance
At 7.30pm I finally stop for a toilet break andhas been restored. I am actually getting more
grab a quick coffee from the machine to keepdone, in less time, and getting to realise that my
me going a little longer. Back at my desk anothercolleagues, that I hardly knew before, are actually
email pops up, this time from the bosses homequite a nice bunch!