| Okay so we all know that HP got creamed with | | | | side of the isle tried to put out the flame with a |
| all those laptop battery recalls and that hurt the | | | | canister and the Air Marshall drew his gun and told |
| company pre-Pretexting Scandal. Then Dell too | | | | us to all put our hands on in the air. Isle 23A is |
| had a huge recall, then Apple and Toshiba and | | | | completely toast and they arrested all three of us. |
| recently the Editor of PC Magazine asks should all | | | | Anyway can you come bail me out?Yah, I will be |
| Laptops come with fire extinguishers too? | | | | there in an hour, how much is your bail |
| Perhaps a mini-little aerosol unit with foam; oh | | | | anyway?Two-million they are taking me to Gitmo |
| wait, you cannot take that on a plane it might be | | | | in the morning so hurry!Maybe Laptops should not |
| a bomb? Dah, well if the Laptop catches fire it is | | | | come with a fire extinguisher. Besides all these |
| not exactly flying material anyway?I can see it | | | | recalls are so the NSA can put active RFID Chips |
| now; What happened to you?Oh the lady next to | | | | on the replacement batteries anyway I fear? |
| me caught on fire on the plane when her laptop | | | | Someone at the Airport Starbucks told me this, I |
| battery caught her dress on fire, then as she | | | | think his name was Mohamed or something like |
| stood up it got her hair so I tried to put it out and | | | | that and he got the early scoop on the special |
| she clocked me in the eye, because she thought I | | | | program. Consider this in 2006."Lance Winslow" - |
| was assaulting her. Then the guy on the other | | | | Online Think Tank forum board. |