| The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough | | | | We help expire as many lawyers as it takes to fill |
| time filling in the breaches in the levees. They | | | | up the breach-gap left by the Hurricane with dead |
| have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the | | | | lawyers.Unfortunately they are so full of shit they |
| hole. Three-Thousand pound bags have been | | | | do not sink very well. Normally human feces |
| dropped into the breach but to no avail. Lake | | | | floats and a perfect example of that density |
| Pontchartrain has a lot of weight behind it and | | | | proof in physics is the stuff already floating in the |
| fixing the breach and pumping out the water could | | | | New Orleans Soup Bowl. I propose to harden |
| take months.I therefore have an idea. Now | | | | them in a fast heavy plaster mixture with sand |
| before you say my idea is crazy, remember the | | | | bags attached to the abdomen, because it you |
| President to think on this and that no idea is too | | | | leave the rope attached which you used to coax |
| far out, we need to put on our thinking caps. | | | | them into their civic duty, then eventually the |
| Good, I have an idea. Most of the lawyers in New | | | | head will depart once submerged for several |
| Orleans and the Gulf Coast have lost their offices | | | | weeks and we do not want a re-breach if their |
| in Hurricane Katrina. They can no longer practice | | | | bodies float away. So we need to leave them |
| law, since no courts are open for them to file | | | | secured with straps.Finally a way for the lawyers |
| lawsuits and lawyers will just hamper rebuilding | | | | to pay back society and do some good in the |
| efforts anyway. I therefore propose that we use | | | | world; Think on this, as there has to be a way to |
| Lawyers to fill the New Orleans broken Levees. | | | | make this happen. |